Playing Golf With the Biggest Lunatic Ever!
Playing Golf With the Biggest Lunatic Ever!
My father and I played yesterday mid day, we got matched up with these 2 guys. One was dressed like a tour pro while the other was in a white tee shirt and swim shorts. So we step up to the first tee...
Mr. Tiger Woods slices his ball 100 yards into the tree, re-tees same thing, so me and my dad look at each-other like holy crap if the guy who looks like that hits that shot off the first hole we can only imagine what the other guy will do. It's going to be a long day. So John (white tee guy) steps up, drops his ball on the ground and hits his driver off the deck like 300 yards. Our jaws just drop. Cause I mean that's not an easy thing to do. Walking up the fairway I ask do you usually hit your driver off the deck and he says "No I forgot my tees."Â So anyways, John sticks his wedge and taps in for birdie. We go to hole 2 and he finds a tee and proceeds to hit a driver farther than I've ever seen. Holes a little downhill but we think he probably hit it 350 yds. He then lands his second on the green and rims out for eagle. Now I should mention that we chatted on the putting green and on the first tee for about 15 minutes, John had drank 4 beers in that time.
By hole 9, John was -3 and probably drank another 6 beers and double cocktails from the cart girl. He was pickled at this point, so we swing around and he says I have to go grab something from my car so he leaves comes back 10 minutes later and were still waiting for the fairway to clear when I look over and this man is snorting coke on the golf course!!! In all my time and my father's time golfing, I have never seen anyone do coke on the course.
Well to cut this story down. By the end of the round, he was was -5, drank 14 beers at least and snorted a line every hole from 10-18, he was so messed up by 18, I couldn't believe he was still standing. You could see it in his eyes he just wasn't there anymore. He was staring right through you, and to add further to that, I cannot believe this guy shot -5. I played for 20 years and I have never even sniffed the 60's.
My father was rattled about the drugs on the course. However, John was actually a great guy and helped us find our balls , hyped up all of our shots and gave me some really great advice on my putting. We actually really enjoyed playing with him. I truly believe if this guy actually took golf serious he could make a living off this game as he was easily one of the best players I have ever seen in person.
Forgot to mention the 3 joints John also smoked on the course
Mr. Tiger Woods slices his ball 100 yards into the tree, re-tees same thing, so me and my dad look at each-other like holy crap if the guy who looks like that hits that shot off the first hole we can only imagine what the other guy will do. It's going to be a long day. So John (white tee guy) steps up, drops his ball on the ground and hits his driver off the deck like 300 yards. Our jaws just drop. Cause I mean that's not an easy thing to do. Walking up the fairway I ask do you usually hit your driver off the deck and he says "No I forgot my tees."Â So anyways, John sticks his wedge and taps in for birdie. We go to hole 2 and he finds a tee and proceeds to hit a driver farther than I've ever seen. Holes a little downhill but we think he probably hit it 350 yds. He then lands his second on the green and rims out for eagle. Now I should mention that we chatted on the putting green and on the first tee for about 15 minutes, John had drank 4 beers in that time.
By hole 9, John was -3 and probably drank another 6 beers and double cocktails from the cart girl. He was pickled at this point, so we swing around and he says I have to go grab something from my car so he leaves comes back 10 minutes later and were still waiting for the fairway to clear when I look over and this man is snorting coke on the golf course!!! In all my time and my father's time golfing, I have never seen anyone do coke on the course.
Well to cut this story down. By the end of the round, he was was -5, drank 14 beers at least and snorted a line every hole from 10-18, he was so messed up by 18, I couldn't believe he was still standing. You could see it in his eyes he just wasn't there anymore. He was staring right through you, and to add further to that, I cannot believe this guy shot -5. I played for 20 years and I have never even sniffed the 60's.
My father was rattled about the drugs on the course. However, John was actually a great guy and helped us find our balls , hyped up all of our shots and gave me some really great advice on my putting. We actually really enjoyed playing with him. I truly believe if this guy actually took golf serious he could make a living off this game as he was easily one of the best players I have ever seen in person.
Forgot to mention the 3 joints John also smoked on the course